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It’s bad enough that Madonna is still touring at age fifty. I sort of picture my mother up on stage, half naked, singing “Like A Virgin”. That’s not hot, but it’s kind of scary.

If that’s not bad enough, she joined on stage by another has been that’s trying to hold on to her fame and glory - None other than Britney Spears. She’s the original twenty-five year old has been that already wants her fame back!

Put the two of them together, and well, that’s double scary!!!!

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There comes a certain point in time when you just need to stop because you look damn silly already. It’s like the Rolling Stones - It’s time for them to retire already because they look utterly stupid trying to pretend they are twenty five year old rock stars when you know they are crawling back to their hotel rooms after their bed time to put on Bengay. And Madonna needs to stop too.

Sorry honey, a fifty year old woman isn’t sexy under any circumstance. You can dress yourself up in fishnet stockings and spread your legs, but your just not sexy. In fact, your sad.

To make matters worse, you had to bring Britney Spears into the problem to make things more complicated.

These pictures are from Madonna’s “Sticky Sweet Tour” which kicked off in Cardiff, Wales, this past Saturday night. At one point on huge video screen, none other than Britney Spears comes on, pretending her fat ass is stuck in an elevator. The video ends with Britney saying “It’s Britney, bitch”. Come on guys, this isn’t even entertaining. The two of you stunned the world with your kiss that one time, but Madonna is too old for this kind of shit and Britney is just, well, done and spent.

Here’s some more pix of Madonna Saturday night.

Sorry, so not sexy!

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