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Britney’s back, bitch. Again. And again. It’s almost starting to sound like one of those records that skips.
Britney Spears just released a new song and video “Womenzier”. The video is pretty hot. Then again, if I had hours of make up, custom designed outfits, and a staff of people to otherwise make me look beautiful…. Well, I’d look better than Britney Spears.
I think Britney Spears missed something here. When your a hot young rock star you can shake your ass and talk sing about your non existent virginity while wearing a school girl skirt and push up bra, but at some point your supposed to invest your money into a business where you bring other potential stars forward to make you yet more money - Half the work, twice the profits. Well, I guess it’s not like she works hard anyhow. She just turned twenty-seven; It’s time to hang up the towel already. Yeah, it’s time to hang up the towel when you fat hangs out your custom design and custom fitted outfit. Slut.
Britney Spears is a bit thick here; I see fat hanging out from her shorts.
I shoot content for a living and let me clue you in on exactly what we are seeing here… The stockings - used to hide the fat. The tall shorts - used to hide the fat. The see through shirt - Makes you think your seeing something hot and sexy, but the truth is… It’s hiding fat.
Oh my god. Britney Spears is an “over there girl”. ( She looks good “over there”, but when you see her up close she’s not nearly as pretty.
Oh, and your dancing…. Come on. That’s not dancing. Standing in one spot, shaking your hips twice, and then prancing over to another spot to shake your hips again isn’t dancing. What the fuck happened to the Britney Spears we used to know?
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Very Scary
It’s bad enough that Madonna is still touring at age fifty. I sort of picture my mother up on stage, half naked, singing “Like A Virgin”. That’s not hot, but it’s kind of scary.
If that’s not bad enough, she joined on stage by another has been that’s trying to hold on to her fame and glory - None other than Britney Spears. She’s the original twenty-five year old has been that already wants her fame back!
Put the two of them together, and well, that’s double scary!!!!
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Shave Your Pits
Britney Spears is at it again….. She should know better than to go out in public with no make up on - the damn paparazzi is waiting to stalk her and take pictures of her - but in an attempt to cover up her face…. She let loose on her arm pits, flashing the world and showing us what she’s got going on…. And it’s not pretty!
Jesus Christ woman, shave your damn arm pits!!!
Also, if Britney Spears can wear a black bra under her white shirts, that would help too!!!!
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Britney The Slutty Waitress
We are up and down with Britney Spears these days….. One moment we want to trash talk her, the other moment we want to encourage her and give her the father / daughter talk she never had with her dad, and yet at other times we want to tie her up to our head board and do obscene things with her until we are both sore and can’t walk in the morning.
Today is one of the “tie her up to the head board” days……
This seems be a video of Britney Spear’s most recent video “Womenizer”. This drags out of the closet fantasies of what we thought “gentleman’s clubs” looked like when we were younger.
Say what you want about Britney Spears, but she does make one smoking hot waitress!!!!
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Britney’s Sex Tape
Well, it’s not like we didn’t see this one coming. When your career is on hold and you need to get your name back in the press, what do you do? Well, you release a sex tape - or at least have your ex-boyfriends strongly hint that there is such a tape…..
And the time is perfect for Britney Spears to release such a tape!
This is what THE SUN reported about the sex tape….
Britney Spears’ ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer. Adnan Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he will sell the tape for the right price.He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.” An un-confirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.
He also mentioned that Britney Spears was wearing “nothing more than a pink wig”. Say what you want about Britney Spears - we trash talk her a lot these days - But we surely wouldn’t through her out of bed for eating crackers. We might even be willing to pay to see her naked on camera!!!!
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Britney’s Boobies
Well, it’s a good day when we post about Britney Spears without there being drama or her doing something stupid. Other than that fact that she’s a MILF and she’s carrying a pack of cigs with her….. This is kind of hot in a very natural type of way.
I see Britney Spears still has boobies, which is a good thing!
Who knows…. maybe a Britney Spears come back is still possible - and might be a good thing!
If not, at the very least we’d love to see a Britney Spears sex tape!!!!
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2008 Video Music Awards
Last night was the MTV Video Music Awards and things seem to have gone off well. Or at least “well enough”.
Fab Gossip was surprised to discover that Britney Spears was going to be performing at the VMA again. After last year’s “last chance come back opportunity” we thought MTV would have passed on Britney Spears. She must have blown someone at MTV or something, because sure enough she did perform - and walked away with a handful of trophies for doing something or another.
Her performace was “better” than last year, but when you average the two out you get just a “blah”.
The real show stealer was Lindsay Lohan…. All of the celeb blogs are alive this morning talking about Lindsay Lohan, her breasts, and debating if Lindsay Lohan is or isn’t a carpet munching lesbian. But last night Lindsay Lohan stole the VMA with this hot sexy ( short! ) dress showing off her long legs and those beautiful knockers that everyone has been talking about….. Throw in the big hair and that’s a party waiting to happen for some lucky guy (or girl!)…..
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Opps! Not Again!
Crap.
Britney Spears (moooo) has been chosen to raise the curtain for the 25th MTV Video Music Awards…. You know, because it went so well last year, remember?
And the producers at MTV think it will go better this year because?
Because she looks so much hotter than last year, right?
About the only thing she’s qualified for these days is the California Cheese commercials!!!
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Britney Not Topless
Britney Spears was spotted in Vegas at the Mirage hotel this past weekend. And what a disappointment it was!
Seems her and her crew were at the Mirage hotel poolside Sunday afternoon. The pool area they were staying at is called the “Bare Pool Lounge” which is Vegas code words for “topless” pool. The only problem is Britney wasn’t topless which is a huge disappointment.
Britney Spears doesn’t have any talent that any twenty-five year old woman has, so the least she can do is show us her breasts already! Although seeing her in a bikini on all fours does remind us of a large number of different porn flicks!!!!
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Britney’s Breasts
Very slowly Britney Spears is hitting the come back trail! Never has a star burned out so badly and attempted a come back, so Fab Gossip is wondering if she can pull it off. Maybe, just maybe, she can. Only time will tell.
But if these pictures are any indication, she’s heading in the right direction!
This is Britney Spears getting out of her white Mercedes at a private party in Beverly Hills. She’s wearing a tight black top that shows off her girls rather nicely.
The skirt is sexy - a bit long for our tastes! - but she makes up for it with those sexy strappy high heels she’s sporting.
We hope she does make a come back.. Only so we can see some sexy pictures of Britney Spears once again!
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