Britney’s back, bitch. Again. And again. It’s almost starting to sound like one of those records that skips.

Britney Spears just released a new song and video “Womenzier”. The video is pretty hot. Then again, if I had hours of make up, custom designed outfits, and a staff of people to otherwise make me look beautiful…. Well, I’d look better than Britney Spears.

I think Britney Spears missed something here. When your a hot young rock star you can shake your ass and talk sing about your non existent virginity while wearing a school girl skirt and push up bra, but at some point your supposed to invest your money into a business where you bring other potential stars forward to make you yet more money - Half the work, twice the profits. Well, I guess it’s not like she works hard anyhow. She just turned twenty-seven; It’s time to hang up the towel already. Yeah, it’s time to hang up the towel when you fat hangs out your custom design and custom fitted outfit. Slut.

Britney Spears is a bit thick here; I see fat hanging out from her shorts.

I shoot content for a living and let me clue you in on exactly what we are seeing here… The stockings - used to hide the fat. The tall shorts - used to hide the fat. The see through shirt - Makes you think your seeing something hot and sexy, but the truth is… It’s hiding fat.

Oh my god. Britney Spears is an “over there girl”. ( She looks good “over there”, but when you see her up close she’s not nearly as pretty.

Oh, and your dancing…. Come on. That’s not dancing. Standing in one spot, shaking your hips twice, and then prancing over to another spot to shake your hips again isn’t dancing. What the fuck happened to the Britney Spears we used to know?

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