Archive for August 26th, 2008

Archive for August 26th, 2008

Jessica Simpson has been scaring us recently with this “country music” kick she seems to be on. It’s like she thinks she’s Madonna an is trying to re-invent herself - but she’s going overboard with it.

However, it seems last night she went back to her roots. If you can ignore the belt and the flannel shirt, what you got is Jessica Simpson in a tight pair of jeans and white bustier. Smoking hot!!!!

jessica simpson corset country music

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There comes a certain point in time when you just need to stop because you look damn silly already. It’s like the Rolling Stones - It’s time for them to retire already because they look utterly stupid trying to pretend they are twenty five year old rock stars when you know they are crawling back to their hotel rooms after their bed time to put on Bengay. And Madonna needs to stop too.

Sorry honey, a fifty year old woman isn’t sexy under any circumstance. You can dress yourself up in fishnet stockings and spread your legs, but your just not sexy. In fact, your sad.

madonna old slutty6

To make matters worse, you had to bring Britney Spears into the problem to make things more complicated.

These pictures are from Madonna’s “Sticky Sweet Tour” which kicked off in Cardiff, Wales, this past Saturday night. At one point on huge video screen, none other than Britney Spears comes on, pretending her fat ass is stuck in an elevator. The video ends with Britney saying “It’s Britney, bitch”. Come on guys, this isn’t even entertaining. The two of you stunned the world with your kiss that one time, but Madonna is too old for this kind of shit and Britney is just, well, done and spent.

Here’s some more pix of Madonna Saturday night.

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Sorry, so not sexy!

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I’m not sure who Hayden Panettiere’s agent is, but he or she rocks. It seems like Hayden Panettiere is omnipresent, being everywhere all the time.

This past Saturday Hayden Panettiere showed up at a Donald Trump party in Beverly Hills, something about him opening up a new hotel in Dubai.

hayden trump 2 aug08

And here’s the man of the hour with wife number forty-three or whatever, who makes him look creepy because he’s three time her age or so.

But Hayden’s dress…. Oh, that’s just plain hot!!!!

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It’s way too early in the morning for this kind of news….. Pamela Anderson has her own reality show now? Yikes.

The irony here just kind of slays me. Pamela Anderson is the star of the all time most watched reality video in the world, but that was a few years ago when she was decent looking. Now she looks like, well, my big breasted grandmother.

pamela anderson still old

Don’t stars like Pamela Anderson get it? We have these reality shows so we can mock and laugh at older stars as they fall from grace and we come to see how un-glamorous their lives are?

It’s time for Pamela Anderson to quietly exit the stage and hope that no one notices. Because any other way and she’s just gonna look silly.

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