Archive for August 20th, 2008
Dita Von Teese
When you talk about utter hotness, one of the names that should come up much more often is Dita Von Teese. She is a burlesque model happened and the soul person responsible for bringing burlesque to mainstream attention - for which we are forever grateful for! She was also married to Marilyn Manson for a few years - gasp!
Now, if you were to be the company that makes the world’s best push up bras (bless them), who would you turn to in order to model your new line of intimate and sexy clothing?

That’s right, you would turn to the one and only model who has made bras sexy all over again - Dita Von Teese!!!!
Dita Von Teese is now the new official model for the Wonderbra and their new line of lingerie! They couldn’t have picked a better chick for this!

During the press conference making the announcement of her becoming Wonderbra’s spokemodel, she said…. “I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath. Lingerie shouldn’t be something you just put on for your lover; you should do it for you. It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood….”
And that’s hot!
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Start Slide Show with PicLens LiteChrstina Applegate
Everyone remembers Christina Applegate. She played Kelly Bundy on “Married With Children” - and in the process taught a lot of teenage boys (myself included) how to jerk off.
All kidding aside, everyone was disappointed when Christina Applegate announced she had breast cancer. Kelly Bundy without breasts just doesn’t seem right. But in typical Kelly Bundy fashion, she decided to tackle this head on. She just announced that she is now “100% cancer free”.

If Fab Gossip understands correctly, she had both breasts removed and she’s going to have them “reconstructed” with plastic surgery. She even went so far as to say that “When she’s 90 years old she’ll have the best looking breasts in the nursing home”. No kidding.
And that’s a good thing because Kelly Bundy without breasts makes us sad!!!!

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Start Slide Show with PicLens LiteJennifer Aniston Dumped!
For the love of god why would anyone dump Jennifer Aniston???

It seems that John Mayer has dumped long time girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, and John is upset that the press is making out to be a “meanie”. Fab Gossip doesn’t think he’s a meanie but maybe just not to bright - why would you dump Jennifer Aniston??? We can see it if your into someone who’s younger and sluttier, but Jennifer Aniston seems to be good to go.
So John.. Move onto your next piece of meat, who cares what the media is saying about you, and otherwise go away. In the mean time we thank you for making Jennifer Aniston single again!
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